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Thursday, April 26, 20074/26/2007 10:29:00 AM
JACK AND THE BEANSTALK

Jack's mother said, 'We're stony broke!
Go out and find some wealthy bloke
Who'll buy our cow. Just say she's sound
And worth at least a hundred pound.
But don't you dare to let him know
That she's as old as Billy-o.’

Jack led the old brown cow away,
And came back later in the day,
And said,'Oh mumsie dear, guess what
Your clever little boy has got.
I got, I really don’t know how,
A super trade-in for our cow!’

The mother said,'You little creep
I'll bet you sold her much too cheap!’
When Jack produced one lousy bean,
His startled mother, turning green,
Leaped high into the air and cried,

'I'm absolutely stupefied!
You crazy boy! D’you really mean
You sold our Daisy for a bean?’

She snatched the bean. She yelled, ‘You chump!’
And flung it on the rubbish-dump
Then summoning up all her power
She beat the boy for half an hour,
Using (and nothing could be meaner)
The handle of a vacuum-cleaner.

At ten p.m. or thereabout,
The little bean began to sprout.
By morning it had grown so tall
You couldn’t see the top at all.
Young Jack cried, ‘Mum admit it now!
It’s better than a rotten cow!


The mother said, ‘You lunatic!
Where are the beans that I can pick?
There’s not one bean! It’s bare as bare!’
‘No no!’ cried Jack. ‘You look up there!
‘Look very high and you’ll be hold
Each single leaf is solid gold!’


By gollikins, the boy was right!Now, glistening in the morning light,
The mother actually perceives
A mass of lovely golden leaves!

She yells out loud, ‘My sainted souls!
I’ll sell the Mini, buy a Rolls!
Don’t stand there and gape, you little clot!
Get up there quick and grab the lot!’

Jack was nimble, Jack was keen.
He scrambled up the mighty bean.
Up up he went without a stop,
But just as he was near the top,
A ghastly frightening thing occurred –
Not far above his head he heard
A big deep voice, a rumbling thing
That made the very heavens ring.
It shouted loud, ‘FEE FI FO FUM, I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISH MAN!’

Jack was frightened, Jack was quick,
And down he climbed in half a tick.
‘Oh mum!’ he gasped. ‘Believe you me
There’s something nasty up our tree!
I saw him, mum! My gizzard froze!
A giant with a clever nose!’

‘A clever nose!’ his mother hissed.
‘You must be going round the twist!’

‘He smelled me out, I swear it mum!
He said he smelled an Englishman!’

The mother said, ‘And well he might!
I’ve told you every single night
To take a bath because you smell
But would you do it? Would you hell!
You even make your mother shrink
Because of your unholy stink!’

Jack answered, ‘Well, if you’re so clean
Why don’t you climb up the crazy bean.’

The mother cried, ‘By gad, I will!
There’s life within the old dog still!’
She hitched her skirts above her knee
And disappeared right up the tree.
Now would the giant smell his mum?
Jack listened for the fee-fo-fum.

He gazed aloft. He wondered when
The dreaded words would come, and then
From somewhere high above the ground
There came a frightful crunching sound


He heard the giant mutter twice
‘By gosh that tasted very nice.
Although’ (and this in grumpy tones)
‘I wish there weren’t so many bones.’

‘By Christopher!’ Jack cried. ‘By gum!
The giant’s eaten up my mum!
He smelled her out! She’s in his belly!
I had a hunch that she was smelly.’

Jack stood there gazing longingly
Upon the huge and golden tree.
He murmured softly, ‘Golly-gosh,
I guess I’ll have to take a wash
If I am going to climb this tree
Without the giant smelling me.
In fact a bath’s my only hope...’
He rushed indoors and grabbed the soap


He scrubbed his body everywhere
He even washed and rinsed his hair
He did his teeth, he blew his nose
And went out smelling like a rose.
Once more he climbed the mighty bean
The giant sat there, gross, obscene,
Muttering through his vicious teeth
(While jack sat tensely just beneath),

Muttering loud, ‘FEE FI FO FUM,
RIGHT NOW I CAN’T SMELL ANYONE.’
Jack waited till the giant slept,
Then out along the boughs he crept
And gathered so much gold, I swear
He was an instant millionaire.

‘A bath,’ he said, ‘does seem to pay.
‘I’m going to have one every day.’


hurhur(: did you all read it?
lol(: it's nice right??
i lovveee<3>
hahahaha. but i think we kinda screwed it up a little..
oh wells.
after going in front of the class to speak for so many times, i'm kinda used to it!!
hahahaha. which is good cos i have always been having stage fright actually...lol(:


yep. yan, me and justina read that for speech&drama.
hahaha.
im pink! hurhur(: you know i only got to read my part like, this morning just before assembly??
hahaha. so i was like, im SOOO DEAD!! cos it was the period after chinese!
hurhur(: but at at least ms chong let us practiced twice.
so yep(: was quite good alr... hurhur(:
i was panicking in the morning!\and justina was like,CALM DOWN!!
hahahaa. oh wells(:

i think this is my colourfullest post ever! hurhur(: